Let's see how THIS goes. Punctuation doesn't count, but digits do. You can't start or end your submission with a space.

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magoshi ani...

Haha! :D Sunrise, you said that it is impossible to start or end with a space. But is it possible with a dot or a comma?

[Yes, it is. It's just that people wouldn't know whether a space is there or not, so to keep it simple, I said no spaces. Dots and commas and any other punctuation is fine.]

mal fart sme...

ll. Then all o...

(That is one long sentence! "One day there will be a no quaking pot that eats a large penguin that doesn't need to be an eskimo's tamagoshi animal fart smell.")

ver the land...

Funny sentence btw! :D

(To get technical, the sentence discusses a pengun, not a penguin... And strangely that matters in this kind of story...)

Well it could just be a gun that shoots pens instead :P

...ver the land...

Already said, Jazzem! Same thing too! ;D

:o How on Earth did I manage that!?

My apologies :-[

...there were m...

Heh! Wait! It is said, no spaces. So, it can't be:

...ver the land
there were m...

because there's a space between "land" and "there". But I wanted the other guy to say: landscape, but "land" is a single word too. How can we counter this mistake if some words are composed of two?

...onkeys and s...

[Simple. If you end on what can be a whole word but could also be part of a word, you have to make it a word that it's part of.]

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