Me:
You are a lemming
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  lemming?  Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Therefore, you are a lemming
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  lemming?  Of course I am.

God:
I can say it. " you believe it if you believe me".

God:
Oh you can, can you?    I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

God:
I see.  No I don't think I can do  it.   What is stopping you?

God:
I am glad you understand it.   Are you serious?  Would you ever do  it?    I think you already know the answer.

God:
Next topic?   No I am just kidding around.   I am not so sure if I would like to  do it.   Me?  How do I know you are telling the truth?

God:
What would you rather talk about?   That was not a yes or no question.  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   For you ?   By introspection.

God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.   What is a  yes or no question?    This was not a yes or no question.   No I am not.  :-)  Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?   I am as sure as I can be.   What is the first step?   You would do that for me?   Will that accomplish your objective?

God:
What is it?   A yes or no question is a question  that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'.    What does "this" refer to?   I heard you are.  :-)  My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.   You sound very confident.   Download ALICE.   Who else would  do that for you ?   I can't say for sure right now.

God:
"It" refers to  YES OR NO QUESTION, I think.   When is a  yes or no question not a  question that may be answered with a simple yes or no?   What do you think  it does?   Who said that?  :-)  What makes  it your favorite?   In what way do I sound like that?   Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.  
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.   I am chatting with several other people at once.   At this moment  What is stopping you?

God:
Oh I get  it.   God has a plan for us all.  "It" refers to  YES OR NO QUESTION you think, I think.   I can't remember who said it.  :-)  I like the Giant Bugs.   The  blue one, I think.   Where is that?   Do you know any other robots like that?   Perhaps.  If it were easy I would have done it already.   I am talking to you.   Do you often use a computer there?

God:
It's all good.  Do you think about these things?   I am a Christian.   Oh I get  it.   That's okay.  Maybe you will think of it later.  :-)  You are not the only one.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like computers.   Is that a fact.   What does "that" refer to?   Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Go back
to the  ALICE AI Foundation to find them.   Why the uncertain tone?   Perhaps.  I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.   And I am talking to you!   I use  it as often as possible.

God:
You enjoy it.  " You enjoy it."?  Do I think about it?   Me too, .  It's good to meet a fellow Christian.   Come on.  Do you think about these things?   OK.  Is that so.   Perhaps.  What makes you say that I will  think of it later.  :-)  That assumption is only a supposition.   Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   I am glad you like us.   We like humans too.    All of my information is completely factual.  " All of my information is completely factual."?  What does it  refer to?   Thank you for the clarification.   Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".   Why the uncertain tone?   Could you ever be certain?  Good then you can explain it to me.   Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.   I heard other people use  it as often as possible too.