Okay. This idea is taken/stolen(delete as applicable) from another forum. You use the item(s) 'given' to you by the person before you to get a pie or pies in any  way possible, and then say what the next item is. Example:
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person 1: A chair.
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person 2: I place the chair in front of a pie shop for somone to trip over so I can take their pies.

a CD
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The action or the item can be as wierd or wacky as you like.

Got it? Good. I'll start.

A dog.

Hmm . . . What's the point in starting this game if you're leaving?

She gives this game for us to play before leaving. That's it!

I let the dog loose in the pie shop and he eats all the pies.

Lemming

Pie craft?  :???:

Actually, if I understand AstraLemmings correctly, the goal is for you to get the pie, not your dog. ;)


...Hmm...

I nuke all my Lemmings to blast a path to the pie behind the thick wall.

(...almost sounds like an interesting idea for a real level, doesn't it?)

Oh yeah, next item, let's see......

submarine

I drove the submarine to make him accost on the island of pies!

Weeee!

A light

NOTE: This forum is lagging so much. It was just hard to post this message and also, I had been disconnected! >:(

I switch the light on, so I can see the pie.

A mobile phone (haha! ^^)

I toss the damn thing into the ravine to recieve directions from the air (:???:) to where pie lie.

Bridge

(Meh, something easy)

I bridge the temporal gap between my pie-less self, and my future-self who managed to acquire a pie by devious means.
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Talcom Powder

At the Xmas party's gift exchange, I exchange a gift of Talcum powder for a gift of pie.

[yeah yeah, the trade concept is a patent bit of a cop-out for this game......]

hmm, nontradeable item......a subpoena?

A subpoena arrives through my door and I turn up in court where I am the defendant to a prosecuting clown (whose face I savaged with a pie). I fiercely deny the clown’s charge of unprovoked attack, because he hit me with a pie first. I am called to the witness box, and my lawyer asks me whether or not I recognise exhibit B: the remains of the mysterious second pie found on the crime scene. I identify exhibit B by cutting a piece off for myself and eating it.

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An iceberg

I rode the iceberg across the sea to the island where the pie is.
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A supernova.

I flied through the space with my supernova to find the planet of pies!

A dice

I rolled the dice six times in front of six men, getting all six, which resulted in winning an enormous tasty pie.

Stapler

With my stapler, I stapled my newly unearthed missing page to the Grande Booke of Magick back into its proper place in the Booke.  I then wield the power of the Booke to conjure up the tastiest pie in the World.


....sandbag

I'll put a sand bag on my head, run into the shop and do a terrible impression of a mummy. Then, when everyone has run away scared, pie delight!

Horse saddle.

I put the horse saddle on my horse's back and rode to the pie factory where I knickererered a few pies.

A pane of glass...

I used the glass to cut to peices anyone who stood in the way of my pie.

 A road map.

I use the road map as a navigation aid to find Piesville. I buy some pies there.

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A two pence coin in the street that's been tarmacked over.

While drumbach is busy staring at the two pence coin in the street that's been tarmacked over, I stole one of his pies.

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toilet

After waiting for the binmen to remove my unwanted toilet I pay him £30 to recieve all the pie he has. (unfortunately, he had but one)

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Pentogram

For the drawing contest, I drew a pentogram on a piece of paper. Since I was 2nd runner up, I won a lot of pies!

Laser

There was a contest. Whoever could cook the pie the quickest won the pie. Since I used my laser, I won.

 Toothpick

Using the toothpick, I pick the remnants of a pie I ate earlier from my teeth. I consolidate these pie-bits into a brand new pie, which I eat.

Europa, Jupiter’s icy moon

I shall play tennis wih the owner of thepie shop, with Jupiter's moon as the ball. When he's frozen, I'll gallop down to the pie shop and share the pie's 50/50 with the moon.

Frisbee.

I hurled a frisbee onto a tapestry. The tapestry ripped, then pies fell out.

Toaster

The toaster is somewhat cumbersome, but I still manage to hurl it with deadly accuracy through the window, startling everyone in the pie shop so much that I can quickly sneak in from the back and steal their pies unnoticed.



A pogo stick.

A particularly reckless pogo session results in my genitalia being impaled on a pogo stick. A friend visits me in hospital and consoles me with a pie.

A tiny cotton spool with eyes and legs

While drumnbach is busy watching this tiny cotton spool with eyes and legs on the Cartoon Network while lying in the hospital, I heartlessly stole a piece of that pie he has beside the bed.

(;P sorry couldn't resist)

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...a wig

I took my wig off to reveal many pies upon my noggin.

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Sulphuric Acid

I bought a packet mix of Pie™ (just add sulphuric acid) and HEY PRESTO! Pie!

 A lemming

I snuck past a dragon, which was guarding the pie, by using a lemming as a decoy. While the dragon chased the lemming, I grabbed the pie and got away with it!

Lava lamp

I brought a special limited edition pie lava lamp from some shop (can't remember the name offhand), which came with 3 free special limited edition pies

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Pie Chart

(No wait, maybe that's not a good idea)

Histogram

With a few mouse clicks, I converted my chart in Microsoft Excel from a histogram to a pie chart.  There you go, I now got pieces of a "pie" in my spreadsheet.

Ok that was awful X_X;P, anyway......

an Oscar medal

I eat the medal and then discover that there is a pie on my head. I eat it.

a coconut

That one doesn't even make sense! What does eating a medal have to do with finding a pie on your head? That's like saying I test drove my new car then got home to find a pie in the oven. It's completely unrelated!

 Anyway, moving on . . . I chopped up the new coconut into dozens of little pieces, put them between two slices of pastry, added some turkey slices, a little cheese and some stuffing, put it in the oven for a few minutes and called it a pie.

 A copy of Windows XP Media Edition.

I traded the copy of Windows XP Media Edition with a pie that belonged to a guy who only had Windows 95.

Spider

I throw the spider at someone who is carrying pies. She screams and drops them. I pick up the dirty pies and sell them all to someone for a clean pie.

a calculator

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Oops. Just a random nonsensical reply.

I used the calculator to calculate the time it'd take for me to run and get a pie from the shop.
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A nose hair trimmer.

After taking back the busted nose hair trimmer I decided to use my refund to buy a li'l boat. I use the boat to reach an island in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. On this Island, There is a cave where you pass many trials to reach a sacred scroll. The scroll has directions of where to find the sacred pie.
(Man, all that work for one single pie. It almost seems like it isn't worth it ;P)

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Platform

I place the platform across the gap to a small floating island, take the platform and bridge it again across to the next floating island. I continue this across about 30 islands, each 10 feet apart, until I reach a huge supermarket in the sky. I look around for the pie section, but they don't seem to have one.

 Suddenly, I realise that the supermarket is so large that I'm lost, and accidentally stumble across a group of drunks smashing bottles in the beverages section. They spot me and start to gang up on me, each of them in leather gear and full of tattoos. One of them starts to beat me up while the others stand and laugh. Suddenly, I whip out my platform and start smoothing the guy's head with it. I get so carried away that I say things like 'Die, Die!'. The rest of the gang stand back, shocked. They ask each other what I said, and one said 'He said, 'Pie, Pie!'' So one of the guys quickly take out the last pie in stock from his trolley and give it to me. I say thank you and apologise to the guy who's head I reshaped with my platform. Then I give them the platform in exchange for the pie.

 A jar of Pickled Onions.

I traded the jar of pickled onions for a tongue scraper from which I managed to scrape a Witch's tongue which had the left-overs of a pie she'd eaten
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A big squishy chimney

My burned-out light bulb was still useful, so I hurled it into a window of a mansion. The greedy guy who owned it thought the police was coming inside, so he ran out of the house. I then snuck into the mansion and stole all his pies.

Doorknob

I open the door to a room full of pies.

A copy of Guild Wars.  :D

I shall spray paint this copy of Guild Wars gold and claim it to be a limited edition, and as the nerds gather, so will their pie eating habits. They'll smother me with pies as they grab the ebay worthy item! And then toss the rest at me when they discover the truth!

A boomerang.

I threw a boomerang in the air and when it comes back to me, I got a pie on it!

A cucumber ;D

I repeatedly hit people on the head with the cucumber. Then I get bored and throw the cucumber at a random person. It misses and instead breaks a window in a pie shop. The other people are mostly knocked out because I hit them with the cucumber, so I grab all of the pies from the pie shop.

A thumbtack

I placed a thumbtack on a chair in the kitchen. Then I hid behind a couch. A boy came and sat down, but then yelped. He jumped up, then ran around the house. While that, I quickly got the pie from the table and ran out of the house before the boy returned.

Pine cone

I have a politics discussion with the said pine cone. The pine cone shows his intelligence via complete silence, and I shall be thinking of him and his supernatural abilities to boost my confidence when I nab the pie from the shop.

A cat's whisker.

I used the cat's whisker to fool all cats guarding the pie that a cat is gone. While the cats look at the whisker, I quickly snagged the pie.

Nutcracker

I crack a large walnut, somehow finding a tiny pie inside.

A furby

I seek out the sort of strange person who would actually want a furby. This take some time all on its own, and I begin to grow rather frustrated. However, I do eventually find this person.
"Hi," I say. "I've got a furby. You will give me a pie for it."
With any luck, this will work.
If it doesn't, I shall simply hit them over the head with it and take their pie.
Failing that, I shall hit them over the head with the furby, take their money, and buy a pie from the nearest store.

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A broken pocketwatch.

The broken pocket watch happens to be imbued with magical time-stopping properties. I stand outside Skeltons' bakery and press the most tempting button on the watch. I then walk into the shop, stealing hundreds of pies from under the noses of the temporally paralysed.

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Marxist theory

During the Russian Revolution Lenin told us about Marxist theory and took his advice. We forced Tsar Nicholas II to get off his throne so we can eat the pies that he stashed under the throne.

Newspaper

I take advantage of a "Free pie at Pie-Craft" voucher inside the newspaper!

A Lemmings green cursor.

I replaced my mouse cursor with a Lemmings green cursor. After that I clicked on the pie icon which can only be seen with the Lemmings cursor. Then the computer monitor opens and out comes a pie!

Sushi with wasabi on it

Even though I have no clue what 'wasabi' is, I threaten to make some random person eat the sushi unless they get me a pie ASAP. (Ah, the wonders of blackmail...)

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A red and blue propeller cap fitted with hydraulics and a red shirt with a white star on it. [smiley=devil.gif]

During Christmas one of my best friends gave me a red and blue propeller cap fitted with hydraulics and a red shirt with a white star on it. I used it to fly onto the room of the house. On it are some hidden pies...

A gigantic ice cube

I carve the ice into a rubik's cube. While I'm trying to solve it I get frost bite and my fingers fall off. A dog notices the smell and comes up to me and starts sniffing around. While it's eating my fingers I notice a pie on it's back and eat it (assuming I have any appetite left ;)).

um... that was weird... well anyways:

A hamburger so greasy that it could blow up a building instantly.

I use the intensely-greasy hamburger to blow up the evil Pie-smabber and stop him from stealing the world's pie supply. As a reward for stopping this evil goon, I am rewarded with the world's pie supply!

A pixelated bulgariun mushroom.

(I swear these are getting stranger by the minute!)

Using a pixelated Bulgarian mushroom I forced it down a farmer's throat. Suddenly, the farmer pixelated and became a Bulgarian. His sight was pixelated, so I tiptoed quietly to the pie the farmer tried to hide.

A stonefish that can survive on land

The stonefish shape-shifted into a pie. Upon which I swiftly picked it up and ate it.

Holographic sticker

The holographic sticker validated the authenticity of what I thought was an illegally pirated pie. Reassured, I eat the pie.

An axolotl

I carried an axolot in my arms. Because someone had a fear of axolots he threw me a pie and ran off.

A can that's full of snow

I gently pour the contents of the can outside a pie shop's window. The shop keeper rushes out in excitement, whilst my secret agent lemming sneaks in and grabs me the pie. We laugh merrily as the shop keeper sobs.

A children's pirate story book.

I use a children's pirate story to whack three boys who are stealing pies. I returned the pies to the woman of and she let me keep one.

An aquarium

A fish contained within the aquarium has the ability to grant wishes. I wish for a pie.

A dragon.
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That's what's meant to happen. [smiley=laugh.gif]

My pet dragon used his fire to make a quick pie from the mix of ingredients I made.

Black pepper

I sprinkle the pepper on the pie of someone who hates the stuff. They are grossed out and leave the room, abandoning their pie.

An adorable little lemming that's so cute that even the most twisted evil mastermind wouldn't have the heart to hurt it.

I get my adorable cute lemming to put on an act where he starves in the street. This attracts public attention, and many a heart is melted. Many fruits and vegetables are given to the lemming, and after many Yippee!'s our green haired friend takes a large manhole cover, spreads the ingreidents over it and puts a layer of pie crust. After some delightfull cooking, me and my lemming share a wonderful pie! Only to realise someone in the crowd liked jelly babies...

An ASCII character.

I grab [ch9786] out of the screen and stick it to my face. As I walk around people think that it is the perfect place for pies. I am hit by several pies in the face.

A pixel

I take this pixel, only to discover it is a dead pixel! I place it on my forehead in utter shame, as this little pixel shall stay black no matter what it's commanded to do. I get sympathy from a fellow nerd-lite who loves pies, and I get a lovely pie to mourn over the death of my pixel.

A keyboard key (It's up to you which one it is!)

[edit]Top Of Teh Page Dance![/edit]
Hmm... I'll take the 'delete' key. REFERENCE TIME! AGAIN!

I check my email and find one that I don't like, and the 'delete' key to get rid of if. I say "PIE'D!" Instead of "DELETED!", bringing up an altered DELETED! screen that gives the password and location of a top-secret storage building filled with pies.

A kitten.

I dressed up my kitten in fancy clothes. When my neighbors admired my kitty, they gave me lots of pies.

Fireball

I launch the fireball into a nearby building. This causes the building to catch fire. I am imprisoned for arson, and during my stay in prison, I meet a guy called Joe. Me and Joe get released on the same day. We walk down the road, and he gets run over. Everyone thinks I did it, so I run away with the circus. The circus takes me to an imaginary place called America, which is completely unrelated to the real America. In this place, I meet another guy, also called Joe. I steal his wallet, and use the money to buy a pie.

A test tube containing Sodium Hydroxide solution

Using this test tube of Sodium Hydroxide I threw it on a wall, which resulted in the wall melting into an edible pie.

Bacteria

The bacteria cause a strange illness which makes people spontaneously explode, leaving a pie behind.

A spring

I used a spring to jump onto the top of a skyscraper to get the pie that's up high.

Bubbles

I pop all the bubbles, which happened to suspending a pie in midair. The pie falls.

A fake rubber lizard.

I throw it across the street and yell "All your pie are belong to us!" Someone takes this literally and gives me a pie.

A "zig"

I move zig so there's great justice. For some reason as I move zig a stack of pies appear.

A fake mango

I put the fake, wax mango in the fruit bowl at the table of a person who has ordered a pie. The guy sat there eats it, is sick and goes to complain to the management. While he's busy his pie arrives. I grab it and run.

A dragon.

I used the same dragon to steal some pies from my enemy's house...

A metal bird

I make the metal bird into metal bird pie. I then use advanced technology to convert this to regular pie.

A Uranium atom

I use my uranium atom to fuel a nuclear power plant, which sends electricity to my house.  I use the electricity to bake a pie.

A grain of sand.

I put the grain of sand into a complicated computer guarding a warehouse filled with pies. It gets into the computer's cooling fan, making it overheat and explode. I go into the warehouse and steal the pies.

Tree fiddy.

I use this tree fiddy to scare people away people that have a fear of it so they'll leave pies behind.

UV light

I ask Harry Potter to transform it into a pie. :P

An Ununoctium atom

An Ununoctium atom was injected into a banana, which I ate. The atom was radioactive, so I now have a new power: to produce pies.

The Goblet of Fire

Someone had obviously put a pie in instead of a name, as a pie came out.

A deuterium atom.

I used the atom in a bomb and threw the bomb in a shop. The shop exploded, except for one gigantic safe. The safe's door had been broken up because it was only the weak spot that the atom was able to destroy. In the safe are many, many pies that I had longed to eat.

Spikes

I put the spikes on my shoes and stomp on a baker's foot.  The baker screams with pain and drops a pie, which I catch.

A tube of toothpaste.

I use the toothpaste to spell the words "I WANT PIES" on the ground. The next day when I go to the same place I see many stacks of pies. It turned out that the people saw my message.

Silicon Chip

I put the silicon chip in a computer with a creation drive. The chip contains code which can be used to make a pie.

An exploded hamster.

I placed an exploded hamster in a talkative person's meal. When he accidentally ate it, he ran into the bathroom. I snuck into the kitchen and stole a tasty pie.

A two-headed snake

I take my two-headed snake with me to the local zoo.  Upon seeing my rare snake, the zookeeper is amazed.  He wants to study it and put it on display, so I sell him the snake and use the money to buy lots of pies.

A goldfish

I scare people with my goldfish, as they have a fear of fishes. They left pies behind in the process of scaring.

Playstation 2

I keep my Playstation 2 switched on for three solid months, all the while having heater fans pointed at it. After three months, I'll check up on it, and alas it has become a pie. It goes without saying that I eat the pie. Hey I'm only human!



A universe where no pies exist.

I compress the universe till it's the size of a sandbox (with my universal compresser, WinZip, of course) I fish through the sand box till I find Ice_Eagle's post and correct his typo, as he meant to say, "A universe where pies exist" I wait for the universe to re-arrange it self, de-compress it, and find a pie (which I procceed to eat)

An exclamation mark.

That wasn't my post...anyways...

I write a big exclamation mark on a piece of paper, then people who were attracted to the exclamation mark and saw it gave me pies.

Sony PSP

I sell the PSP. I then take this money to the pie shop, and have it magically transformed into a pie.

A wang.

I tell Sunrise that his choice is digusting and crude and just carry on with the game.

An annoying internet fad

I made the internet fad buy 1,000 pies online, but he didn't want to. I sent him scary flash movies and scary pranks until he felt that buying the pies would stop the scary stuff from happening, so he did so.

A sandcastle

I go to the beach and build a sandcastle, which places second in a contest for the best castle.  In this particular contest, the prize for second place is a gift certificate for a free apple pie at a local bakery.  I go to the bakery and claim my tasty pie.

A popcorn kernel.

I sprinkle some pie dust on the popcorn kernel, then place it in a pie bowl, then put in the microwave, and heat it for four minutes. Later on, I open the microwave to see a pie!

Sudoku Puzzle Board

I hit someone over the head with the board, and they drop a pie.

A three-legged lizard with claws on its tail

I make the lizard scratch some walls open, so they can reveal the pies behind. But then security came and took my pies away. Suddenly, the lizard used her clawed tail to hurt all the security guards. As a thanks I shared my pies with the lizard at my house.

A cursor

Go to Ebay, and buy a pie. They send the Pie, but I don't send the money.

OR log onto runescape, get a pie tin and some pastry dough and make a pie.



A glass of Milk.