ha this had to be revived...XD

yup...it's my cat...

just as some information...my other cat had to get put down the other day because she had cancer...  :(

It's Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!  I AM LEMMING AVIATION MEISTER!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Ah, it returns, to live again...

Anyway, I haven't changed mine, even though it's the wrong size. I'll probably do that soon :P

My avatar is the one I used on Lemmings Universe. I originally found it on an M.C. Escher site and edited it a little.

I changed it now :D

It's basically just one of my old avatars, but colorized in the computer. Well, not that old, but not the newest one either :P

i just put my old avatar on my signature and used one andi came up with as my new one.

Yoshi. w00t!

Anyways, I have a spinning blade from my level set I want to use for an avatar... I have to size it a bit better, though... I hate auto re-size.

i've never had auto resize happen to me...but then again this is only my second avatar.

I just read in LUDB again, you asked my why I don't add the mising arm. Well, kinda simple. I made this avatar with Gimp. But just before I saw the mistake, I uninstalled Gimp. And now I'm too lazy to install it again. ;) So I wait until I make a new avatar, which is may not too far away.

t_w wins the award for Most Irrelevant Topic Revival... we'll be talking about something completely different in the next few posts if the past is anything to go by XP

Anyway, no avatar just yet.

Yes, but we still have to blame Lemeri for the original :D

Here is mine! But a little bit blurry! :???:

The reason it looks blurry is because it has been resized - on the old board, you could tell it what size it was and it would display it at its actual resolution, but this board streches the images to fit a certain size; a side-effect of this being the blurriness.

Hm, I thought of adding a modification that fixes the problem. But then we might have a day without board again.

beh i just added parts to my avatar to make it bigger....pretty huh...i pixeled it all by myself  :D

You did the whole thing? It's pretty good :D

Andi, something cool for the forum: Uploading avatars!

Maybe I should change it again!

Would be nice, but I have only 8,5 mb webspace left. We need the space for the posts and I need it for my website. I'm sorry. :'(

Hey Andi!  Did you scan the SNES Mario Kart cartridge???  One of your ava's looks exactly like Mario on the cartridge.

i'm thinkin about a new avatar soon even though i just got a new avatar...O_o

Just out of boredom, I decided to try and name all of the preset avatars:

012 - Cait Sith (Anime character)
2 - Mario (SNES Mario Kart, most likely)
3 - Tails (SA2, by the looks of it)
366 - Pikachu (Pokémon, funnily enough)
375 - Blastoise (also a Pokémon)
377 - Mewtwo (Same)
4 - No idea
404 - Scyther (Pokémon again)
405 - Eevee (Do I need to repeat myself)

The rest already had names. And the reason I've had to edit this post is because for some reason the Enter button decided to actually post the entry instead of starting a new line for some reason.

They are all from an avatar set. there very originally about 600 or so. I only took the best ones. I think I renaim them all to good names.

Can you upload an Articuno one, please?

thanks :P....sorry though that it isn't a light with blood

If you mean the pokemon, done.

A light with blood would just be weird. Unless it was sharp :P

Also, I changed my avatar and signature again. You can probably guess what game they're from, right? :D

Good idea. I'll make one with my characer, too.

And done! :D

That's great :D

Thanks! :D

No, I am not Xan Kriegor. But the sig is me dying off a cliff on 'Red Planet'. As you could guess, I just shot myself with the redeemer.

Can you upload a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog?

I'll go for it. Maybe this evening (my time)?

Go for what?

Uploading one.

Uploading one.

edit: and done.

Hmmm... there DEFINITELY seems to be a new avatar fad going on here: all three dimensional game pics.  Well, not much I can do except pull in the other direction: I have no truly 3d computer games.  DOWN WITH THE 3D........unless...................hmmmmm......

i just made three avatars. I made all of them in paint

why is my avatar a red X in a black outlined square?

@ Dumb_Lem: Your URL is messed up.

@all: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!   BEHOLD MY NEW, 3D AVATAR...............okay, so maybe it doesn't look quite as good as you guyses, but hey, I tried the best I could using a 2D prorgam (Adobe Photoshop 6.0). B) :shutup:

that's a nice avatar T_W. kinda random but than again that doesn't really matter now does it?

Yeah. Really nice! B)

That's quite good, actually :D

Yeah. It's certainly new.

What do you think of my new avatar? It's from the film Eraserhead, which I just saw last night!

Weird, but neat.

O_o

Hm... weird yeah. But nice. What shall IT be?

That is very ... odd.

O_O................ :???:

..................................................................................................................   very  strange     .............
:???: :???: X_X X_X O_O  O_O O_o O_o  :-/ :-/

What?

 Don't you mean, 'What is it?' It's from the film 'Eraserhead'. Watch it and you might 'understand', or you might leave feeling even more confused like I did the first time. O_o

So it's an eraserhead?

Is Eraserhead a horror movie?

I think so.

Ax, enlarge the number over the lemming's head and upsize the font that's in the speech bubble for your ava.

Lem'ka - The term 'Eraserhead' only seems to be from one scene. In this scene, ***Spoilers follow. Do now read if you intend to see the film!*** Henry, the main character, has a dream where he is in a theatre inside his radiator, with a lady with unusually large cheeks. She is on the stage singing, 'In heaven, everything is fine . . .', after which, he reaches out to touch her, but experiences a blinding light when he does. Then, a tree, which is a larger version of the one on his bedside table, is wheeled onstage. Then his head falls off, and a larger version of the head of his deformed baby grows in its place. His head is on the floor of the stage in a puddle of its own blood, which it then sinks into and falls down a tall building and lands on the ground with a splat. It is still in one piece, so a young boy picks it up and takes in to some sort of factory where he sells it to two men who use it to make pencil erasers. ***End of spoilers.***

 Like I said, that's not the sort of scene you would want spoiled for you if you wanted to see the film!

 Timbalisto - Is it a horror movie? That's an interesting question. It certainly has horror elements, and a fair amount of blood and gore in places, but it's not horror as in scary, just a little spooky and confusing. There are no skeletons, ghosts, undead or zombies, and there is no connection to the occult.

Sounds intersting, actually. I might see it now  :P

Sadly, I only thought of that after reading the spoiler...

Yeah, me too.

Anyhow, I actually did change my avatar and signature. This was mostly for two reasons. One, I haven't been using Rapier lately - I've been using Corrosion instead. Two, the other one was getting old and boring.

The sig is you drowning in that game with me and El-_-Tono, isn't it?

It was that game, but I wasn't drowing. I was dead in the air. And the other part of it was from the Team Deathmatch.

you can't see it in my avatar but the lemming who's about to explode is thinking"darn.why me.why not the guy behind me."

Hah hah. Poor lemming.

:D :D    the reason he's getting exploded is there's a wall in their path.

If you open the image directly, you will see that it has three seconds before it blows up, so it will have already turned around and bomb the floor.

Yeah, poor Lemming. He'll be exploding for nothing (especially since it looks like steel to me) XD

Yeah. He'll never hit that in three second, unless he turns into a blocker...

I changed my sig.

The forum's auto-sizer screws my new one up... Ah well, time to redesign.

:EDIT: Meh, screw a new avatar, Tails will do... new sig pic, that's where it's at.

Which of my avatar options do you like more?

http://www.sighost.us/members/Lomofindir/clav.gif
http://www.sighost.us/members/Lomofindir/xanav.gif

No offence bt dey both suk.

You are certainly not the one to be speaking of that...

And I think you should use whichever one you want.

[center]The Great Avvie Competition!!!!![/center]

OK, I've decided to succumb to the pressure of comparative peer sociology and visually represent my internettical personification by way of a visual representation.

Q.E.D  

UGh.....too...much...PRESSURE!!!     ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

Man, the avas and sigs keep getting increasingly well done!  But, my graphics skills aren't up to snuff.  Time for my last resort...

HOYYAAAAAAA!!!!   FEAR MY NEWEST AVA STRATEGY:  TRENDSETTER!!!!!!!! ;P B) >:(

whats an avatar competition? how's it work?whatv would be the point of it?why do i think the only  questions on this post that are serious questions are the first two?why am i asking you all these questions?

Introducing: Lem Explorer Jones - new ava.  

"So what's so different about it Mr. trendsetter?" you say...let me show you:  For one, I used an untapped graphics style (......I think........), second, it will be the first ava in a series (that I know of.  If this is incorrect, tell me).  By series, I mean my avas will track Explorer Jones's progress through the cold northern wasteland of (insert name of place similar to Earth).  Also, I will have a map in my signature to go with it, that shows Exp. Jones's location on his journey.  Third and last of all, this avatar is a stab into the other direction, and contrasts sharply with the fancy avas and sigs.

EDIT:  Well, I guess my graphics style is similar to G3K's Tails pic....but I didn't mean for it to be, and the Tails pic doesn't seem original anyhow.... ;P

uhhhh. your trendsetter idea worked on me. i'm off to make a new avatar...

darn... i forget how to put the avatar on...new avatar coming soon.... (eventually)

I changed mine.

BTW, the idea is from G3K.

A hotdog?

Haha, nice to see I'm an inspiration to others XD

Anyway, for the clueless, this is where it came from...

Andrew says:
XD The prefix "Bundes-" can make things pretty hilarious... "Bundeswurst"
Evil Lemming says:
XD
Andrew says:
AKA The Federal Sausage
Evil Lemming says:
The Federal Sausage! What a nonesense!

No one notices mine, but a hotdog ava gets everyone's attention.  X_X

I feel your pain, Timballisto. No one cares to mention my poor moleskin...sniff :'(

p.s. when is Lem Explorer Jones gonna get off Rock Island?!?!?!

The amazing powers of the floating moleskin!!!
B)

hey! somebody cares!!!

Actually, Timballisto, I like your avatar.

And I changed mine again. For some reason, I felt it was time to go back to actually having a Lemming-themed avatar.

I liked your last one more.

Okay. However, I had it up for too long. I grew tired of it. It was amazing it lingered that long, really.

The girl in your avatar looks very depressed.

More angry to me. But it looks good anyway.  :D

Cool.  Well, the lem dude will move on as soon as I get the time to make him move  ;).

What happens to him when he falls off the edge of the map? Do you make a new map, or what?

And it's supposed to be the angry one.

I don't understand, Steve... :???:

You're not supposed to, it's one of those kerayzee loops like Badger Badger Badger; funny stuff nonetheless, and shows the origin of that avatar :D

Weird. I always have to wonder whether it would be weirder with the sound on or not.
Oh well.

And I changed my avatar again. But you probably noticed that.

Well, this little guy will only exist for so long.  He will eventually reach a certain point and then begin a return trip.  I might bring him back later though.

Hey guys! Like my new avatar? :D

ferocious!

weird. But nice! B)

Ohhhhh...I get it BoxHydra.  Hehe.

Changed again.

Those are both interesting. :D

a Lemmings barcode...hehe! B)

I love your avatar, Hydra! I kind of makes 'sense' with the signature.

 Cool avatar, Andi! Very official.

 Anatol, I've been meaning to ask you, what is that creature in your avatar?

Thanks! The creature is a moleskin, by the way. :D It says so right below the picture.

It's a mole, like Hydra says. My sister added the x's over the eyes to make it a moleskin! X_X Why is it floating? I have no idea. It just came off the internet that way! ;)

Oh, I forgot about the competition!

OK.

The Great Avvie Competition!

I still don't have an avatar. So, all you guys get the priviledge of finding me one! The best avatar located by this time next week, wins.

Located? You mean you're going to steal? Or is it something far more sinister?

Anyhow, I changed my avatar yet again. Now it's some sort of weird alien drinking soda. Why? I felt like it. And it's black and white because I felt like it, too :D

Is it a Pepsi or a Coke product?

Neither. It's some sort of green stuff. :P

I thought it was black and white . . . ;P Anyway, do you draw all your own avatars, Lem'ka?

Yeah. Unless I use screenshots. And then I usually edit the screenshots.

Unk?

Nope. Located as in, 'I've found (located) the perfect avatar! Woot!' But yeah, it's kind of a round-about way of saying someone has to make it first.

...forgive me for mentioning this Conway, but judging by your avatar, I'd say you bear an uncanny resemblence to Rodney from Only Fools And Horses XD

 Forgive you? Please, tell me you're joking! I look nothing like him. Still, each to their own opinion . . .

Just to let the uninitiated compare for themselves.

It's not so much the face, exactly ... more the dopey expression.  :-/

oooooooommmmm..........HM.......This is true, ja?

Kann ich zur krankenschwester gehen????

ja, du kann.

@Lem'ka: Cool avatar! It's very nice! :thumbsup:

Thanks, but the use of the @ symbol always reminds me of a target. Therefore, I think you're going to shoot me. Therefore, I must shoot you first.
:D

I'm not going to shoot you! You're funny, Lem'ka!  :D :D :D

Who's that guy, G3K? I thought he was you at first, but it looks like you're not that guy! Who is he? :???:

Yes... That's me... O_O

That's you?  O_O  O_O  O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

No, that's Nicholas Lyndhurst playing Rodney Trotter in Only Fools and Horses! You should read the post in context.

 Also, for some reason the server that was hosting my avatar seems to have vanished, or maybe they deleted my account. Hmmm . . . :???:

Hahahaha! :D

Conway!!! You made me look like this:  O_o

How?

 Anyway, the avatar thing was apparently due to the hurricane. I've re-uploaded the avatar, for now, anyway.

.......   ? ..........  ? ...........................








!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

:???:

Wonderful. What's wrong with you two?

Er, which two?  :???:

You and Timballisto.

And I changed my avatar, too, but that's really old news by now.

Louise, I can't see your avatar...

And... :???:

AAAaaAauuuuuuggggghhhhh! What is WRONG with you PEOPLE? Ah! I kill! I kill for much LESS!

Okay. More sanely, what's with all the ' :???: ' smiley faces right now? Why? What is so deep and incomprehensible? Why? Why? WHY?

Nothing else has ever been such as unclear as life.

Come on! Don't be angry! I wanted to understand all of the strange messages up there! I'm sorry...

I was demonstrating my confusion, caused by Timballisto's post containing punctuation and not much else, and by Ice_Eagle apparently looking like this:  O_o

And the second  :???: was just to annoy you.  ;P

Eh, don't worry. I'm not angry. Just confused -- as in, I'm wondering why everbody else is confused.

I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm confused because it's FUN!  :thumbsup:

Louise, I repeat: I can't see your avatar.

She hasn't set one.

Oh... ok then!

Confusion?

Well... x^2=4. x does not equal 2. How is this possible?

x=-2

Too smart.

Hey G3K, I have a new avatar Idea for you. I played this game on the internet, and when I lost, instead of game over, I read across the screen, you suck! over that there was a picture of link with a redead destroying him.

Argg...He just doesn't understand.   X_X

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EDIT: Yar, me new avatar.   :D.  It's about a place I was in during a dream.  It was like some RPG that I was in, and as far as I can remember, it was the coolest one ever.  I've started writing the history of this place and what it's called.

(Looks down)

...Ah, yes, my sig.  Well, that's just some quote from a Sequarisan soldier marching to Sequrin, the evil opposite of Seqauris.  If he goes there, he will likely die of a certain weed that completely covers the ground, grows to about ten feet tall, and sucks people under into the other weeds, which suffocates people.

The army from Sequaris is going to try to hack the weeds down, and prevent them from destroying their village (the weeds spread).

Those are both very interesting. :D

And I changed mine again, too -- even though I suppose you would've already noticed that. I do that whenever I draw a new picture of Lem'ka that I actually like, for some [usually obscure] reason.

Very evil Lem'ka. :devil: :devil: :thumbsup:

uhh....Timballisto, WHERE in that map was my empire? You told me I had a Tree path/Walkway based empire , I used spears.  In your dream, you told me you walked out of the mountain caves and into my village.

Mine is actually an emoticon from the TINP forums.

TINP?  What's that?

No idea.

Ah yes, and I changed my avatar and signature yet again. Just in case that was not obvious.
Not very... Christmassy, I suppose, but hey -- it's red and green. And it doesn't actually have blood. What more can you ask?  O_O

Whee, reptile-y. As usual, I like it. :D

As for christmas-type stuff... look a couple of centimetres down if you haven't already.

EDIT: And yes, I vectorised my anicent Tails avec une Scotland shirt pic, get over it. ;P

Oooooooooh! Lem'ka! I love your avatar! :D

Is that YOU, G3k?!  =8O

And, um, why are you wearing a hat and sunglasses indoors?  :???:

Sunglasses because of the increasing rate of candles while christmas and a hat because of the decreasing rate of warmth caused by a open door.

I guess that's not correct, but whatever. XD

When I came back from the dead, I reincarnated as 'The Piratical SuperLemm', and I made my avatar be Blackbeard. No real reason.
=8O :disagree:

Hahaha! Nice! :D

What? No 'Annexed SuperLemm' any longer? Well, this is good, too. Funny, at least. :P

And yes, I did change my avatar again. It's basically something I scanned in and colored [this] in Photoshop, using a tablet I just got for Christmas. I think it turned out pretty well, considering it's the only thing I've really done with it yet. Only thing aside from a few doodles, that is.

And no, I don't know exactly what it is. It's some sort of nifty shadow creature or something. Maybe it's undead... maybe it isn't. Whatever. I'll try not to change my avatar for a few weeks now. O_o

Hm.  Interesting. Nice. Cool. Funny. Excellent.

Lot's o' one worders there.

I need to change my avatar, i've had the same one for over half a year now. O_O


EDIT:The new avatar is here!!! It's a few ships from stafox 64 that i drew.I altered the big one with a visible cockpit window. It now has a lemming piloting it.

Hey! Hey!  How did such a popular topic end up on the second page???  Post!  After all, there are new avatars!

Yours is pretty neat. :D

And I changed mine again... well, actually, I changed it a few days or maybe even weeks ago. Probably days. But I didn't say so.

It looks familiar Lem'ka.  You always maintain one style, I guess.  It looks good, and of course evil.

Well, it's something I had a while back, except that I colored it. That could explain it.

Umm...yeah, probably true  X_X

I got a new avatar a few weeks ago, but i want another. X_X this one doesn't look good enough for me.
(translation: Timballisto, your avatars make mine look dumb.stoppit.)

It might help if you took the clueless question out of your signature. :P

Actually, I don't see that there's anything much wrong with your avatar... much better than your last one, certainly.

Mine changes kind of randomly, but it's been on ClanLord too long. Something will happen soon.
The signature will change when G3K performs the said action.

Hehe.
I gess I should change mine soon, too.

What's it going to be?

New arrghvatar... Bert Raccoon owns you, and you know it. :D

Field of ?'s

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So, who is this guy?  Give us some background.

the "field of ?'s" won't wrap right  >:(

Haha G3K! Your avatar: That's so old! :D

Yeah, it's old. But I really enjoyed watching it. :D

For the uninitiated, The Raccoons was an extremely kickass cartoon series which ran from the mid eighties to early nineties - I only ever saw it when I was five or six years old (1996-97) on the early morning kid's TV programmes, which the BBC cruelly scheduled to coincide with the time I left for school, meaning I rarely ever got to see a full episode T_T

...okay.  Sounds good to me.  Why was it good?  What was it about...um, other than raccoons?

Cute little avater, G3K! What's yours supposed to be, Timbalisto? It looks kind of like a snake.

 Oh, and even I've got a new avatar.

What is it?

Woo, Donnie Darko... THE most confusing film ever made :D

A snake?  Arrgh!  It's supposed to be a SPEAR!!!!!  How did you get snake out of that?

I don't know, probably just the general shape, but yeah, it does look more like a spear!  :P

I see that it's an [I]artistic[/I] interpratation of a spear.

And I presume G3K was correct about your avatar?

Yeah, it's Frank, the dead guy in a demented bunny costume from Donnie Darko, although I'd have to disagree about it being the most confusing film ever made. Check out Mulholland Drive. I gave up trying to figure it out less than two thirds of the way through!

Huh?  Waddaya mean?

Hee hee! I changed mine! It is cute, isn't it? :D

Oh! Did you make it? It's lovely! :D

I agree, that is quite B) and :D !

No, I didn't make it. This if from: ©Bob Eggleton the Wizard's Dragon.

Here's the full image:
http://www.drakkan.com/dragons/images/miscdragons/waitdrag.jpg

Ooooohh! I like it so much! :D

EDIT: Corrected!

Why is the link gone?

Aww! Dragonslover, yours is so cuuuute!

Who's that? (the never ceasing question of the avatars).

I know! :D

I broke mine, but soon, like the Dragon, another will be born. Or maybe it will just be a False Avatar.

Behold Ye! Emerging from ye shadows comes ye avatar!

Cool.  A lot of your avatars all look alike  X_X.

Yah. It's ClanLord again, just a different angle.

How long do you think you'll keep your sig that way Lemeri?

Untill G3K buys UT2004.

You mean mine? It's me ...

Cool! B)

Alright, I know some of you people out there have new avas.  Own up already!  Sheesh...

Unk! As I was going to say, actually it isn't ... it's the girl from Fight Club. I thought I already posted that, though.  :???:

Sorry, Dragonslover!  :-(

Nah, my sister's not that pretty! :P

Yeah, and my brother is uglier than his avatar, too.  :D

Oh... ok!

That's ok!

What's your ava G3K?  Also, why did Adam change his avatar to the simpsons one?

I made mine a little smaller.

You serious?  I didn't notice until i read the post.  How much smaller?

Yeah, I resized it in Paint by 15%

Hey! Why mine disappeared? :???:

I'll change it later.

and behold...it has reappeared!

. . . only to disappear again . . .

It still shows up for me. :???:

In fact, my avatar is taken from a neopet online game website and the one that made this site always changed things here and there. So, my avatar appeared, and disappeared... I have to take a look at this!

...Um, are you sure that it's from neopets?  It looks too...fierce to be from neopets.

Here it is...my new avatar.  I drew this one using a symbol for a post office from my German book.  Somehow, I suspect that this symbol is out of date, as my german book is about 10 years old or so.  It's either that, or, the stupid symbol never really existed in the first place.

Anyhow, that is a cool symbol, so, idea for avatar.

I currently don't know what to put as an avitar, so I'll keep this Trapdoor for a little while longer.

It's the old symbol of the german postal office. I remember seeing it on some post boxes. But now I haven't seen it for ages. Maybe somewhere on old boxes it still exists.

I think I need a new avatar. Any ideas?

hm...a map?  An arrow?  A smilie?

This is always a tough question.

I would suggest something really weird. Look around in your room or wherever your PC stands and count the things you see. When you have reached your day of birth divided through your month of birth (just cut the stuff after the point away) make a photo of it or draw it and use it as an avatar.

For example, you are born at the 8th of February. So 8 / 2 = 4 , count things up to 4 and take that as an avatar.

And if there's an result below 0 just multiple by ten.

Nice Idea, The first thing I see is the 'E' key!

If you have to know, my birthday is the 1st of December

That's the most weird E-key I have ever seen. Is it from a japanese keyboard?

Nice one, ISU!

 Incidentally, I landed on a cushion. There has to be something more interesting!

I searched google for large keyboards I saved the most interesting one to my hard-drive. I edited it in paint so it was just the E-key, and voila.

I have no idea what keyboard it's from btw.

I'm pretty sure it was a fairly complex one.

I was messing with a lemming sprite and got the idea for my avatar. Btw, I'm considering changing my viewed username to AstralLemming like on the avatar. Just making sure everyone knows so i don't end up suddenly alienated because noone knows who I am ;P

Yeah, I done that once, I used to be called piainp2. (Thats the name i put on my lemmings sets.)

uh....G3K???  What the?  That is hilarious, but what is it????????

Conway, Yours looks like something off of Tetris

Is that good or bad? It's a lamp I bought from a craft fair.

It looks so weird it's hilarious! xD

...Is there maybe a good level in that thing?

I never thought of that! I doubt it, except maybe for 3D Lemmings.

If anyone needs to know, my avatar comes from a Flash movie called "Shadow Government Puppet Show" on Disaster Labs. It is an amusing site; although a bit of it is objectable (mostly for language). -- The character is a bit ... out there. Can't describe much else without spoiling the movie.

I'm changing the avatar soon.

My avatar is now operationnal!

The Dragon's back!!! X_X

...Isu?   Where did you find that at?  Or are you really good with Photoshop???

I was also about to comment on it. It's hilarious! X_X

I found it on a website via another google search.;P

I've seen it once long time ago. I ever thought this really exists. xD

Why the............................what..........who would be THAT STUPID?  Who would waste the money to put that sign up???  I mean, it's hilarious and all, but are there more than one of them?  And in Germany there are such signs too???  ARGH!!!  Who's running this world???

You can't read it, but the small text at the bottom says that the bridge is out ahead

So this sign actually exists? O_o !!!

Seems like I just signed my death. Of course it would be stupid to put such a sign up. I once saw it and thought: "Huh? WTF is that? - Whatever! Next pic!" I never really thought about it, and if I would have thought about I may have realised that it doesn't exist.
As for the Germany part: Seeing such a sign around here wouldn't really suprise me. Germans are World Leaders in wasting money. xD

I think there might be a reason for such a dumb sign.  It's either this, another reason, or the fact that, again, someone is really good with Photoshop.

One day, someone made a sign that used the same materials and edges as the one in the avatar.  Someone cut themself on the sign, and sued the person who made it.  To prevent this, the sign in the avatar was created...only the fact that people can't read the part about the bridge being out ahead kind of ruins the point of making the sign.

You know, I should make a sign like that, and put it up somewhere....now THAT would be funny!!!

You would probably be able to read it normally, I had to resize it otherwise it wouldve been too big for my avatar.
Actual Size:

...I don't know.  You might be able to read it when you're walking past it, but I doubt anyone who's driving will catch the bit about the bridge.  They'll find out sooner or later anyhow...heck, I don't see why the people wouldn't just close the stupid road.

Okay. A closer look at it.

1st look: That's typical 4chan stuff!
2nd look: Seems really like Photoshop. The colour of the sign around the text is slightly brighter than the rest.
3rd look: 2nd look could also be possible because of the low quality.
4th look: The quality is too bad.
5th look: The sign doesn't even have sharp edges. They are rounded.
6th look: This sign is just too weird.

edit:// better versions:
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/5922d576/1edba836
http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.shtml

Looking at the second pic:
The quality of the text is just too good.
--> Photoshop.

edit2:// and there are some differences in the brightness between the upper and the lower text. If the pic would be a real photo I don't think they would be there.

Case closed due to the evidence found by other members and myself.

CONCLUSION:  Sign is not real.

Well...we all knew that already anyway, but no one came out and literally said "The sign is not real".

I've changed my Avatar. You can find the bigger version Here

What an original idea!  :D

Hehe, I was bored so decided to play with it. If you want I'll remove it.

No, thats fine.  :thumbsup:

It's good to see someone take my idea a bit further.

Well, it's that time again -- in other words, I changed my avatar. I had definitely had the last one for too long.

Lem'ka again, of course. Hopefully, that's obvious. This is just the small part of the sketchy thing I did for my latest layout that I could actually be bothered to color.

And in case anybody is wondering why the heck I suddenly changed my name, it's because I suddenly realized that everyone who didn't know me back on Lemmings Universe was probably actually pronouncing it Lemka. So I thought this should set them right. Even the thought of people doing that annoyed me.

'Course, that's not hard to do.

Err... Adam, the avitar isn't showing.

Lemika? hmm. I still prefer the original lem'ka, but thats okay.

I'm thinking about changing my avitar. The problem is, finding something worthy (and funny) enough to replace the one I already got. I actually quite like this one (while hating all my others).

Ahh, forget it. I'll leave it as it is.

Answering the little thing below your avatar, here is what I think summarized in four bullet...er, dash points:

-Wood is a good thing
-Tomatoes have feet
-People eat stuff
-Avatars are good

That was the version for people in senior management.  The below will state my true opinions...uh, my apologies if you are in senior management.  I can't find anything better to tack it on to.

Anyhow...

I don't know for sure.  After you see the avatar about one hundred times the joke behind it usually is dead and decomposed by then.  Take mine for example.  It is in my opinion dying but not yet dead.  Then again it might already be dead.  Bah.  No matter.  Anyhow a change would be nice but this avatar is still okay by me.

No, I'm not in senior management (are you crazy? I'm only 17!).

Yes I realized the joke might be "dead", the problem is, finding something I like thats as funny as that was. See, I've got a weird sense of humor... (or so I've been told)

Better a weird sense of humor, than (like me) a shocking sense of humor. xD

Lem'ka, why doesn't your avatar have a nose?

I could go into some strange and drawn out tale... or I could tell the truth. Every time I tried to add a nose on, it tweaked me. So I just left it off. I figured no one would really notice, but apparently I was wrong. :D

Besides, it's really kind of hard to tell whether Lemmings have noses... right?

...um, in the menu the lemmings on the letters have noses that are quite large.  They also have big noses on the CD case thing.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Actually, I'd say those are more like snouts. It doesn't really matter all that, because whatever you wish to call them, I can't draw them satisfactorally, so I thought no snout [or nose, or whatever] was better than a poorly drawn snout [or nose, or whatever].

Well, this is my new avatar...

"...What the?..."

I can explain.  Almost every year I go to a concert for the fourth of July.  It is outdoors and everyone sits on the grass.  Nearby the concert area is a playground with giant swings.  Giant swings are fun!  It's also got a slide and other stuff farther back.  As the color of the grass changes to brown (only happens around the swings) the elevation becomes higher.

This is a map of the whole thing.  Oh, and there are fireworks after the concert.  I watched them from the swings.

Haha! Very weird, but funny!

I have to say, that reminds me of the drawings I used to do at school when I was 6...

Well I free handed the text in photoshop, and on the whole the thing took maybe less than a minute, so...

I was looking for that style I guess.

It's grrreeeeeeeean!!! B)

I just changed my avitar. Not quite as funny as my previous one, but It describes my personality a lot better.

Haha! :D

Lol.

That's funny.  What other services do you offer anyhow?

That is information I do not wish to pass on ;P.

Let's say: Sadism, violent, liar... ;P

Ouch, two of those three things are right. X_X

Nah, not really. Just replace Sadism with Masochism :D

Masochism?  Never heard of it.

Have you heard of Masochist?

Sadist => Sadism
Masochist => Masochism

I probably spelt it wrong, mind.

Definitions:
Sadist: Someone who likes inflicting pain on others
Masochist: Someone who likes inflicting pain on themself

Otherwise known as S&M!  ;)

 edit: Tired of my old avatar, I've decided to impose my ugly mug on you for the next few days . . .

I just changed mine to my gerbil...

For some reason it looks like a hamster to me.

Mmm. For some reason, it looks like a box with a little red 'X' in it to me.  

Anyhow, I changed my avatar and signature again -- but is anyone truly surprised?
Back to Xan Kriegor from Unreal Tournament 2004. I used screenshots from the ChaosUT mod this time, though, so it is a bit different.  

Nice avitar Conway! That's definately one of your better ones!

(This post is pretty pointless. 400 posts, here I come!)

Thanks! Do you know what it is?

No, but it's good, I like it! :thumbsup:

My current avatar and sig are screen shots (with editing) of Chaos UT2004, which is a mod for (duh) UT2004.

Oh and yes, I gave up on the G3K buying UT2004 thing. I was going to make an animation of a hypnosis being done, but I don't have any stock footage of him.

A little late, but my avitar has finally been changed. Jus' something I found while typing my name into Google Image search.
Note: I have only just realised that my name is the same as the initials of the "Iowa State University". The avitar is one of their logos.

EDIT: I'm always forgetting the full-stops.

Well, it's pretty obvious what it is.  Insert comments below.

that's obvious???

Well...I think it is.  It isn't anything, and that's why.

Wow! Your avatar is very weird! O_o

PC crash.
Explosion.
System restart.

Verrry funny  X_X

Hey, what a crazy-ass avatar you have there Timbalisto!  B)

Thanks.  It was meant to be crazy so I guess I acheived my goal.

I've gone and changed my avatar again. The fact is, I hated that ISU one, Here is something that is a bit more to my liking.

What is it?

Dynamite Headdy. It's an old overlooked Genesis/Megadrive Classic. Probably the second best platformer of the system.

I don't expect most people to know about it, since it was so unpopular.

The game involved you progressing by shooting your head at various things. Sounds weird at first, but once you're used to it it's a lot of fun. It comes complete with various mini-games and bosses that at times it makes Sonic 3 & Knuckles look quite inferiour.

The game itself is very challenging, I still haven't completed it :-(.

I recommend you try it at least once... ...if you can get a hold of it.

EDIT: I recieved your PM AstralLemming. Hopefully this will give you the answer you require. :)

HAHAHA!!! I like your avatar IS!

Finally done. =P

edit:// I hope it's not too big. If so, I'll cut it a bit.

Long time no see, Andi!

 Nice avatar, by the way! B)

Hehe. Thanks! It's everywhere the same. Admins build up forums, do a lot in the first weeks and if it grows up they'll vanish in the background. :P

Wait...you got a new avatar?  It looks more to me like you got a new sig.  What's it say anyhow?

Yeah. Only the sig. But it's a beginning. ^^

It says (if the guy was right) "the world wants to be deceived". Got it from a song.

I guess that makes sense. I know "mundi" means "world" and "vult" means "wills".

I assume you mean build? :\ Otherwise it makes no sense.

Can't see a t anywhere. xD

(I only wanted to make sure you also know the mistake. ;) )

My avatar is a picture of George "Dubya" Bush. He's talking on the phone. Kind of... you know, because he's sort of holding it upside down.  >:(

I should get a new signature relatively soon.

Another Yoshi one here. If I ever get down to creating a lemming sprite, that'll replace it, but I'm happy with it. I've got a plush toy of him :D

I've changed mine.

:D

I've always wonder what your previous avatar actually meant though......

Aww c'mon, what's wrong with matchstick fish? They never intended to be what they are!

:D I like it.

Explore, my old one was from a film called The Hudsucker Proxy.

 My new one has a little story behind it. I'm currently doing a course about finding employment, and a few days ago, part of it involved solving a series of these sorts of puzzles. There were sticks set out in the shape of a fish. The puzzle was to move three sticks to make the fish face the other way, and one person on the course said "That's supposed to be a fish? If I had a fish that looked like that I'd f***ing kill it!"

 That's just a line that has amused me to this day.

Yeah, I've had that puzzle before (And a few matchstick ones like it).

I don't think I've ever solved one without the help of the answer :P

Well, the fish one is fairly simple.

I know one probably known, maybe a bit unfair:

Correct the following equation moving only one stick:
|| = XX|| / V|||

(The '/' is actually a fraction line, not a matchstick, but I suppose even if it was a matchstick, it wouldn't change the solution.)

Take any one of the '|'s and put it through the '=', to mean 'does not equal'.

Well, it's called 'correct the equation', in your case it's no equation anymore. :P
However, good idea.

Well you said it may be unfair, so I was expecting it to be something cheap like that.

Yeah, it's unfair IMO, but not cheap.

Actually, the equation after changing is not completely correct: The right term is only an approximate value.

What's the correct answer? I moved one of the sticks in the V to the left side.

Oh, there are 2 X's...

Well then, that's not an equation either!

The equal sign in mathematics really does mean absolute equality.  If it is only an approximate equality, you need to use the squiggly equal sign to denote that.


| \/ - \  / |
| /\ -  \/  |


As you can see above, the equation is not true. The number nine (IX) shouldn't equal six (VI). Just add 3 sticks to make this equation correct. ;P

Well yes, I know, but anyway, I know it that way.

In fact, have you ever seen a completely even matchstick? I really doubt that. So, the equal sign, laid down using matchsticks, will never be one. ;)
(OK, that is just a cheap excuse; when I draw an equal sign using a pencil it isn't completely even either. ;))

Anyway, the answer is...
_
|| = XX|| / X||
(This is meant to be a Pi; and note, the matchsticks forming the '=' aren't completely even. ;))

I didn't even know they are laid down using matchsticks.  I thought it was like the fraction bar which is somehow special and drawn with the pencil rather than built with matchsticks. ;)

The answer to DragonsLover's puzzle is to place a I after the X, making it 1 x 1, and a bar over the I on the right side, making a square-root sign.

Interesting.  Though that would make for a somewhat ugly-looking square-root sign.  I was thinking it should be more like this in matchsticks:

    --
  / |
\/  |

Ahribar, ccexplore, nope! These aren't the solution! ;P

It's a valid solution, so you can't call yours the solution.

It's a backroute, if you prefer.  :P

I assume you're meant to form the letter S to spell SIX; but I much prefer the other way. More mathematical; more honest.

Okay, here's one I just thought of. It's a little cheap.

 Move one stick to make this correct:

 |X/|=V

Cheap?  I don't think so.  I think it's easy.  It took me about seven seconds to solve.

Take the stick farthest left and put it on the right side of the division sign 10/2 = 5

Oh, I guess I was so consumed in the cheapness of the intended solution that I didn't think to check for more conventional ways!

 Try this, moving one stick:

 X=V/|

 (There are many different puzzles that could us this trick. I just need to find one that doesn't have a more obvious solution!)

Speaking of "backroutes", since DragonsLover didn't specify the letters have to be the same size and the matchsticks whole, here's a "challenge":

DragonsLover 1:  use no more than 1 matchstick to correct the equation

"This is not a glitch-free solution, but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out how to do this, given the limited number of matchsticks."  (Hint: Break the matchstick into 3 segments to form a smaller S)

[/parody] ;P

I'm not sure guest's solution is acceptable, since the same letters have rather different shapes and orientations in their two occurrences.

Here's mine solution: Move the "\" of the X further left to turn the "X" to a "V".  Or, turn the "V" into an "X"

Hmm, if we assume the fraction bar "/" is also a movable matchstick, here's a wacky take on it:

Move the "/" on top of the "|" and make it horizontal, so the equation reads X=VT.  Which can be interpreted as a physics formula relating position (X), constant linear velocity (V) and time (T).  (Basically, distance = speed x time.)

ccexplore: Just put the little stick on the equal sign and you're done! ;P

EeeRmm... As an on topic post, I changed mine.

Oh wow! Screaming Barney from Half-Life! :D

You like playing Half-Life?

I only got it fairly recently. I discovered that sometimes when the security guards die, they leave their mouths gaping open. It's kinda weird... Just that black void in the middle of their faces, with a line of little shark teeth.

Wicked avatar, Lemeri!

Guest and Explore, I suppose both your answers are correct. I can't say about your physics solution, since I'm not familiar with than terminology.

 Still nobody's spotted the intendeds solution, but I guess that's my fault for not making sure it couldn't be beaten any other way!

 Oh, and it doesn't involve putting a line through the equals, and you can only rotate the line you move.

Rotate the top bar of the equals to form a greater-than sign.

Although, if we weren't restricted to rotation, I have another really cheap solution:

Break the I in half. Five over one-half equals ten.  :P

Close, very close. But a greater-than sign has both lines diagonal.

It doesn't have to; they're both equally valid ways of writing it.

I've never seen an inequality sign with a horizontal line.

EllowEllowEllow! I av a noo av!  O_o

The new one's good, but the fish one was f***ing hilarious!

Is your new one a screenshot from a film?

I think it's time I got a new av... EDIT: DONE!

Cute!

 Yeah, mine is from a film. I'll leave you to find out which one.  :P

So, what was the intended answer to the X = V / I riddle?

I don't think I have the energy to work on it any more.

Move one of the sticks in the = and place it above the / to form a > (greater than) sign. X - V > |

I like Adam's new "avatar". ;P

...

You said we were only allowed to rotate the stick we moved!

That's right.

New avy.



KERMIT'S GONE MAD!

What a crazy av!  :D

So? You admitting that you lied?

It depends what you count; that's quite pedantic to count the diagonal lines in / and > as that different.
My avatar is Captain Haddock. Yay!

No. The only stick moved and rotated was the one from the = to the /.
= and / becomes - and >. Only one is moved.

 I have a new avatar, and I gave it a 'letterboxed' effect since the new boards only seem to accept square avs. It's from the same film.

[edit]I took out the bars and just scaled it down to 128 pixels.[/edit]

Ah, I see!  :P  A classical scope ambiguity.

You meant we're only allowed to rotate the stick we move, not to move one and rotate another. I took you as meaning we're only allowed to rotate it on the spot, not to move it in any other way.

2 of my favorite mathcsticks puzzles. One's a but known, the other is, I think, original. Don't know. Someone else may have done one of the 2nd one's before.

1: You have 4 matches arranged in the shape of a + sign. What is the fewest number of matches you need to move to make this into a square? No breaking/bending of the matches is allowed.

2: You have several matches arranged on a table like this:



What is the fewest number of matches you need to move to make this into a correct equation? That is, an equality? No breaking/bending of matches is allowed.

HINT: If you're having problems, maybe you can approach this from a different point of view...?

1. 1: Move one match out slightly so a tiny square appears in the middle of the +. Of course, this relies on the matches having straight ends.

2. 1: Move one stick from the = to the -, then view from above; 28 - 16 = 12

#2 is correct... For 1... assume you are using toothpicks with pointed ends instead of matches.

You can move one stick to make two squared, but that would make for rather lame puzzle.

Hey geoo, nice avatar from Supaplex! ;D

And tseug, yours is nice too.

I'm anewbie and havent been a member of a forum before. How do you get pics from your hard drive as your avator? i was trying to do this last time i edited my profile but couldnt work it out :'(.

You can't, but I always like this feature!

You have to pick up an image from a link, that's all.

Yeah, it's inspired by a part of Kim MinSoo's Set78, you know the effect?

@Winlemm, yes, you need to upload your avatar somewhere I think.

Tseug your avatar is ace  :)

Oh great. ;)

Anyone who's aware of mobile phone lemmings will recognise mine ;)

Oh... ok! I thought first that the eye was misplaced in your image. I just realise that the lemmings is blinking his second eye! Is it right?

His other eye is the other side of his nose. So it's not visible.

I made the same mistake with a similar image.

I think that text isn't related to the image; if I remember correctly, he had the same text already with the Yoshi avatar.

Yeah, it's just my title from before. And you can't really mine efficently with axes cce :P it's more of a shovel.

EDIT: There, relatively miner related now!

Huh..... is he looking at left side? If not, then the eye is really misplaced! ;D

I think it's about time to bump up this topic again.  ;)

I changed my avatar to Metal Sonic. I think his batteries need a good long charge.

Err, you sure you added Isu? Nothing seems to appear.

I loved your old Dynamite Headdy one, you a treasure fan by any chance?

Yes, I'm sure. I can see it there now, animating in all it's glory. :)
I'm no fan of treasure, I just like that game. I do agree that they make brilliant games, although I prefer Psygnosis.

Strange... I can't see it at all.

Treasure are superb, Astro Boy on GBA in perticular. Psygnosis though... You're aware it was DMA that created Lemmings, whilst Psygnosis published it? (And eventually got the rights to it)

Or do you enjoy their games in general?

Click here to see it on its own. I don't know why it doesn't show for you.
Wiz 'n' Liz is one of the other Psygnosis 'Published' games I like (There, is that better for you? :P), as is Puggsy. I am already aware that DMA designed lemmings, it just seems that Psygnosis published some of the best games for 16-bit systems.

I get that for the image on it's own, strange...

I'm sure mine needs no introduction [smiley=laugh.gif]. To get in with the holiday spirit and to show off my lacking pixel art skills, I now have a Santa lemming. Rejoice!

To view it you have to do some really weird stuff:
Try viewing it by itself.
Go back one directory.
Go back up to Sonic3K by clicking the link.
Try viewing it again.

It works fine for me now. :-?

EDIT: Try going here and then coming back. It should work.

Is it the bottom one on the second link? Fits the recharging battery criteria.

You may want to upload it from that site to something like Imagecave, you seem to be the only one that can see it Isu.

EDIT: Strange... It's now appearing as your avatar every time.

That's what happens. Evidently it either goes into the brower cache or the server recognizes your IP. It would be better to upload it to somewhere that doesn't deny direct linking from another site.

EDIT: Yours is gone now Jazzem.

Eep, so it is!

I'll just upload it to Imagecave, seems Gif Works doesn't like direct linking.

Timballisto, suggestion: Bring back the frying pan of doom! if you won't then can i use it?

Nice one Jazzem!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

like my new avatar?  :D

A self-portrait, by any chance?

what you mean?

Ah! I've only just noticed this! Thanks :)

And Lomay, that's very good. Did you do that yourself?

Yeah Lomay, a very nice manga-style lemming! :D

Asking whether it's a portrait of yourself. Only teasing of course.  8-)

No i didn't sorry, my best friend on DeviantART did, here: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23140624/

thanks and that is me  :D
but my best friend did the drawing here: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23140624/

i see now ^^; hehe

]http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23140624/

I like the Lemming flying in the background. ^^ *fap* *fap*

And Lomay, you can include several quotes into one post. Please don't double or even triple post.

I like the Lemming flying in the background. ^^ *fap* *fap*

And Lomay, you can include several quotes into one post. Please don't double or even triple post.


i'm sorry  :-[

Sorry, It's a site I regularly visit, and I didn't know it denied direct linking. It's understandable I suppose.

EDIT: Fixed :D

I came back from the dead to change mine, and now I return.

There, took my santa lemming, put him in traditional clothing and had him making a...erm... cross with his pickaxe/parasol!

Lemeri = GMAN!!! :D

Good to see you back Lemeri  :)

Howdy, Lemeri.

AND SOMETHIGN ELSE IS WRONG. Can anyone figure out what it is?

HAHAHA! EXCELLENT! ;D

Nice avatar I.S   :D

I like your avatar JM. Star Wars is amazing.

Anybody like my avatar?

Batman!

He rules

Lemeri I've played one or two of your levelpaks and the levelpak oldbutgo.dat has misplaced exits and there is a floater missing on level 10 and I can't complete the level  :(

The time limit is also too short on Level 7 and I can't complete it in 5 minutes. It would need 4 or 5 more minutes or so to complete. There's also levels missing in bigqthree.dat

I made those years ago. They are deeply flawed. Maybe some day I'll redo them.

On another note, I changed my avatar.

Lemeri I could send your levelpaks to you so you can give them a tidy up  :)

If you have msn you can add me. My e-mail address is thetransplants2@hotmail.com

Lemeri one of your levelpaks is in the Lemmings file portal. bigqtwo.dat is the file. bigqthree has only one level and almost nearly all your other packs I played seem ok apart from oldbutgo.dat which has too many misplaced exits and level 10 is impossible because there is no floater to stop the lemming from dying. On level 7 there is not enough minutes to complete the level. It would need 3 or 4 more minutes to complete.

umm..yes, I agree, something is seriously wrong insane steve! That avatar is awesome! ;D
EDIT:your avatar is now my desktop.